Well this is one of life's more surreal experiences, giving ourselves a fake interview. Isn't it!?

So Anna, what's your job title? Copywriter.

You've been at Whitewater for ages haven't you? Yes, I'm Whitewater's longest-standing member of staff. Let's just say I've been here more than ten years, and leave it at that.

How did that happen? I joined Whitewater as office administrator back in the twentieth century. From then the descent to the creative department went something like this: Account Exec; Account Manager; Project Manager; Traffic Manager; Quality Controller; this.

What's your motto Anna? "I must be creative because I sit in the Creative Department."

Catchy. And what do you do when you're not controlling quality and writing copy? I run one of the UK's leading knitting websites, thanks for asking.

You've been great Anna! Thanks. So have you.