We see you come and go, but what is it exactly that you do at Whitewater? Art Director who answers the phones a lot.

And how long have you been with the company? Since Nov 97 (Blimmin 'ell!)

What life events led you here? I was born. Then I went to school. Then I went to sixth form. Then a year in computer college. Then a year on art foundation course. Then two years on National Diploma course in Graphics. Then three years degree course in Graphic and Media Design at London College of Printing. Then 18 months as a hand model and studio assistant at Quarto Publishing (art and craft books). Then joined Whitewater in 1997, and have been here ever since.

It must be hard to choose, but: What has been your best Whitewater moment? Walking 16 miles through the Chilterns in memory of my friend Miriam, who was killed in the July 7th bombings. We raised over £9,500 for her memorial fund which is just fantastic.

Share your philosophy: "Don't take any shit". Or, "Use rounded corners on picture boxes for a softer, friendlier feel."

If I wanted to bribe you - what would be the best incentive? A really juicy hamburger or a big pile of comics.

Your top ten movies of all time (in any order)? Leon, Cinema Pardiso, Goodfellas, SpiderMan 2, The Shawshank Redeption, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (I'm counting this as one!), Godfather 2, Aliens, Kill Bill 1 and 2 (also counted as one), Superman Returns, Jaws, Pulp Fiction, Heat... erm have I gone past 10 yet?...

Surely there must be more... do you have any additional skills? Photography. Sitting on my sofa in front of the TV for hours at a time. Drawing like a child. Acting like a child.

Thanks Steve!