Declare your position please: Creative Director

And how long have you been experiencing these symptoms? Since joining Whitewater in May 2002.

Surely this can't have come out of the blue? I worked at the League Against Cruel Sports for nine years, producing campaigning, information and fundraising communications for the public, League supporters and key influencers.

In 1990 I joined WWAV Rapp Collins as art director specialising in the charity sector. During my time there I worked on over 20 non-profit clients as diverse as NSPCC, Oxfam, RSPCA, African National Congress, English Heritage, FoE, Cancer Research UK, the Labour Party, Shelter, Scope and RSPB.

Became a Creative Group Head in 1997. Spent six months in 1999 in the Netherlands, establishing the Creative Department of a WWAVRC Group agency, WWAV van Rooij. Later that year I was promoted to Creative Director, responsible for WWAVRC’s charity clients.

Have there been any rays of sunshine in this sea of darkness? What has been your best moment at Whitewater? Being given Maria Bavio as a secret santa present. Actually it was the packet of cigarettes she was holding but by then it was too late...

Share your philosophy: Kill the banker.

We want to bribe you - are you susceptible? To ladies' feet.

Additional skills: photography, modelmaking, forgery