You've got a long name and a funny accent. Where do you come from and what are you doing in London? South Africa. I came here after traveling.

Well that explains a lot. Why Whitewater? They hired me.

So we did. You're an account exec on soft, cuddly charities, but we hear you're a fighter in your spare time. What's that about? I do Muaythai which I haven't done in a while.

We'll try to remember not to annoy you. Any pet hates we should know about? Personalised number plates and polo necks.

I think we're all pretty safe then. What's your marketing mantra? Forgot what that means, I would have to look it up.

Thanks Michael-John. You really are a man of few words. Ya.