You've been hanging around the office for years - what on earth do you do here? I'm Finance Director

How long have worked here? Oh, years.

Share your philosophy: (this week) Try it, you might like it.

We need a favour - what's the best way to get on your good side? With praise, and money, obviously.

Thanks James, but we'll have to cut you short. There are a finite number of words available for these profiles, and unless you quit your endless yakking, there won't be enough to go around. Sheesh. Some people.